Uwe Boll is mad as hell at us gaming journalists, and he tells Eurogamer so. Apparently, all gaming journalists just listen to what a few hundered of the "big guys" say, and don't even watch his movies ourselves. Not because they stink, mind you, but because we are sheep. Not only that but apparently the point of making movies is to improve your movie making prowess each subsequent movie you make. According to Uwe, Bloodrayne is 10 times better than House of the Dead, and Dungeon Siege is 10 times better than Bloodrayne. Hate to say it Uwe, but anything times zero will always be zero.

The dangerous thing right now is that a lot of people bash me without thinking about the movies. It's fashionable to hit on Uwe Boll, and this is what I don't get. And I don't get why this comes so harshly from the games press," Boll says.

The problem, he explains, is that "Tons of journalists, including you, have nothing else to do than to follow the Internet voices of one or two thousand people. Only half of those people have seen my movies, and only two per cent of those people have seen my movies before House of the Dead."

Each year, around the same time as the academy awards, films are nomiated for the Golden Rasperry Awards. These are, you guessed it, the worst films of the year. Who is right at the top? Who else, Uwe Boll for his cinematic masterpiece Alone In The Dark. People compare Uwe frequently to Ed Wood, the widely-accepted worst film director of all time, but Ed Wood had so much more style than Uwe it isn't even funny. Or maybe it is.

Uwe Boll's latest celluloid abortion Bloodrayne stinks so much that apparently some theatres will not even show it. According to a report on Variety's website and recapped by Gamespot, the movie was sent out to over 1900 movie houses, most who did not even ask for it, and ended up being shown in less than 1000. Uwe, if you are reading this, I hate you for ruining one of my favorite fictional game characters.